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spalooshie 

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.
Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES
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Sploopity Sploosh 

Catchphrase of Melvin, who is the brother of the Joker
When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"
Sploopity Sploosh by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019

Happy sploosh-year 

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.
I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.
Happy sploosh-year by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016
OMG While watching Magic Mike I was splooshing so hard you could take a bath it in.
Sploosh by Thawane October 31, 2012
Synonymous to shwing coined by Wayne's World, sploosh is an onomatopoeia representing sexual release (male or female), and is therefore a symbol of arousal and attraction to another person.

Can also be coupled with a hand being extending from one's pelvic region, to physically represent said release.
Chick 1: Oh wow did you just see that guy's 6 pack?? He's so hot. Sploosh!
Chick 2: Oh yea for sure! Sploosh.
sploosh by dom_ski September 23, 2011