Soggy Straw

A "Soggy Straw" is when you intentionally give your partner a pink sock, grab it, attach it your asshole, and proceed to defecate into it.

Rick was real aggressive last night when we were doing anal. Next thing I know I've been pink socked, he then grabbed it, and turned it into a Soggy Straw!

Soggy Straw by Shippy69 November 25, 2019

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Soggy Straw

The act of using ones foreskin to store water or other various liquids, much like a camel.

John got thirsty during the football game, luckily he had his soggy straw filled to the brim.

Soggy Straw by Funk Dunkle Phd. January 16, 2021

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Soggy Straw • Soggy Strawberry • Soggy • soggy biscuit • soggy waffle • soggy doggy • soggy bread • soggy taco • soggy style • Soggy Muffin

Soggy Strawberry

First jizzing inside of a girls vagina who is currently on her period. Then afterwards eating her out.

Marquise: dude did you hear zack gave lauren a Soggy Strawberry!
Matt: EWWWWW damn thats nasty!

Soggy Strawberry by soggy strawberry master June 4, 2011

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Soggy Strawberry

When you take a strawberry, ejaculate on the strawberry until it is fully covered in hot jizz. Wait for the cum to dry and crystallize, then inert the strawberry covered in crystallized nut, into your asshole. Wait for it to harden, and use it as a daily butt plug.

San you have to try this soggy strawberry!

Soggy Strawberry by Jesam March 21, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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