Smemungus Share definition Flag The greek god of nut cheese, he blesses his followers by going to their enemy's houses at night and spreading nut cheese un their upper lip. I pray to Smemungus evry night to work nhis majic on George W. Bush. Smemungus by Jakel October 24, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Smemungus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch