Skedungus

An odd grayish grainy substance found mashed in the corners of every barracks room. Consisting primarily of sand, crumbs, hygiene products, and abnormally large amounts of pubic hair. There is no known effective tool for fighting this infestation of filth except for flashfloods and flamethrowers.

So I walk in here on field day expecting to find a clean marine barracks room, but after flipping three of your wall lockers I came out with two raging fistfulls of SKEDUNGUS! EPIC FAIL!

by FLH4EVER July 28, 2010

Skengus

Hermione

Guy1: Do you think Hermione is a sket?
Guy2: Na she’s a skengus

by Vaseline on toast May 29, 2019

seungussy

seungmin when he eats shit up

stay 1: brooo seungmin put his whole seungussy into that
stay 2: frrr

by gaeul... January 27, 2023

skungus

A mysterious rash that appears suddenly and goes away after applying a shitload of cotizone cream. Not ringworm, most likely a reaction to detergents.

After the air duct cleaning, she had a really bad skungus, at first she thought it was ringworm, turns out she is just allergic to Humboldt county.

After a crazy night of cosmos and gin he woke up with a raging skungus.

by Miss Gourmet January 30, 2010

Smemungus

The greek god of nut cheese, he blesses his followers by going to their enemy's houses at night and spreading nut cheese un their upper lip.

I pray to Smemungus evry night to work nhis majic on George W. Bush.

by Jakel October 24, 2004

Skrungus

A word use to describe a particularly drippy polish male.

Person 1 : wow look at his clothes!
Person 2 : Yeah that must be skrungus.

Example
So what I ate all yo shit Daquan you big mad or lil mad

by yarrak2 February 10, 2021

Skungus

Skungus is a legendary man known for smoking lots og skunk on the daily. He is in a comitted relationship with Klumbus. Skungus is the realest out there and he always look out for his homeboys when he passes the juju.

Last night Skungus gave pipe to thicc thot out in humle

by Klumbus April 15, 2019