Smegmageddon 

A natural disaster caused by an extreme excess of smegma concealed in one's own foreskin. Usually caused by not cleaning your foreskin on the regular or from dietary problems resulting in a sudden growth of smegma.

Bill: Hey man are you going to the game tomorrow?
Fred: Nah man my family and I are getting out of town before the Smegmageddon gets here.
Bill: OH SH*T I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Fred: Yeah dude, it's pretty tragic.

Smegmageddon by Grandpa Bob June 28, 2016

spermageddon 

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.

After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.

spermageddon by Nicnoc November 25, 2010

Smarmageddon 

A party or gathering with a plethora of sleazy and greasy men.

"Let's get out of here, this place is a smarmageddon!"

Smarmageddon by Justin D Schmidt January 9, 2008

Smarmageddon 

(1)the compromise of integrity and all things wholesome by sleazy, self-serving creeps and those whose souls are generally covered in goop; (2) the end result of the actions of lowlifes, making a place of work or other environment so morally funky that you want to take a shower after you leave

"My new boss turned a job I once loved into Smarmageddon."
"Our group had morals and vision and a purpose, but since that new Executive Director was hired, the place has turned into Smarmageddon."

Smarmageddon by Plains Mermaid January 3, 2009

smarmageddon 

when the level of internet snark finally explodes and creates a black hole full of hugs and sneezing pandas.

I swear, that bitch is so smug. Her snarky twitterfeed is totes gonna lead to a smarmageddon.

smarmageddon by Court_pdx June 1, 2010

Sexmageddon 

When you have such an unusual, bone chilling and/or horrifying sexual experience that it brings the entire world to an end.

Hide your family!The Sexmageddon is here! Run for your lives!

Sexmageddon by DaddyRahaddy May 9, 2024