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Does kyler have a small penis 

No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong
Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier

Does Kyler have a small penis 

Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay
"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"

Does This Smell Like Chloroform

The method of getting laid with the highest success rate.
Jack: "Hey Dorothy, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Dorothy: "Hmm let's see..." *smells, faints*
Jack: "Great Success!" *unzips pants*

what does pussy smell like 

Hey man what does pussy smell like?
Fish.

what does pussy smell like 

What does pussy smell like?
Fish

Does this smell like chloroform

A phrase used by people who have never smelt chloroform and/or those who don't know how chloroform actually works. Supposedly the person will pass out after sniffing a rag soaked in chloroform like in the movies, but in reality they would think it's some kind of cleaning fluid with fragrance if it hasn't evaporated in less than a minute.
He asked "does this smell like chloroform" before handing me a rag that seemed to be wet. I said "yes, that's trichloroethylene and it smells like chloroform"