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slippery lizard 

Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?

Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
slippery lizard by Bick Cox February 3, 2022

slippery lizard 

When you are about to cum inside of her and you pull out and put your penis in a glass of milk and scream "that's the power if pinesol baby!"
"Wanna do a slippery lizard?"

"No. Never again"
slippery lizard by Hydra dreamer September 23, 2013

Max and the Slippery Lizards 

also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.
That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!

yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.