Skip to main content

skimping 

to fuck somebody that is really hott...and then fuck his best friend
andrew and jack are in a fight becuz laurin fuck them both
skimping by meg November 24, 2004

Skimping 

A mix of skimming and skipping a text that's boring as fuck.
L: "Hey, did you read the text on the evolution of grass for tomorrow?"
J: "No, not really. I was skimping it hard."
Skimping by sjakalen October 5, 2017

Stop simping September 

Every September, you have to stop simping.
Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy
When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do.
Friend: "I'm gonna have to leave this game, I want to see what Anne is doing right now."
The Bois: "You're simping bro"
simping by ilikepie96 December 1, 2019

King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."
King of Simping by veIocity March 15, 2020