Sims'd 

The art of breaking anything you touch.

"Mike backed his pickup into his auger and really Sims'd it up."
"Mike parked his pickup too close to a barn fire and Sims'd the headlights"

Sims'd by Hangouts_Party December 1, 2016

Sims drunk 

When you get so plastered that, when trying to speak, your English resembles that of a character from the Sims. Which apparently is known as Simlish.

Nick: “Hey Kyle, how were those everclear shots?”
Kyle: “BLURSH MESHALOOB LOOBLE NURBLER!!!!!”
Will: “Oh no, I think Kyle is Sims drunk.”

Sims drunk by poppedmcsloshed February 15, 2019

Dillion Sims

A “guy” who looks like Velma from Scooby Doo.

I think Dillion Sims is a trap

Dillion Sims by YaBoiSammyJ March 26, 2019

Derek Sims 

A singer / actor / celebutante.

...and the Oscar goes to Derek Sims!

Derek Sims by Derek Sims May 23, 2008

dim-sims 

tightly compacted pieces of chod found in felching bowls.

Man, these dim-sims taste goood!

dim-sims by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Dylan Sims 

Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims

I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis

Dylan Sims by Dylan Sims March 27, 2019

Dirty Sims

A pistol carrying date rapist that loves fucking butts and butt fucking magic players.

We just saw the Dirty Sims!!! He was magical.

Dirty Sims by Mostafa Fahkri December 8, 2021