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Simpressed 

/sim’prest/

adjective

1. A feeling or showing admiration or respect for another without any probable or rational reason other than being a simp for everything that person does. Usually seen in a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal.
“He was very simpressed with how she handled that conflict with her friends.”
Simpressed by myparty October 14, 2020
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color me impressed 

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.
Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

Suppressed Public Dancer 

Noun.

A person who often would like to break out into dance in full view of the public but refrains from doing so due to social constraints.
I am an SPD.
What's that?
A Suppressed Public Dancer.

This sucks! The music playing in this mall is so catchy I just want to start dancing right here! But I can't. I hate being a Suppressed Public Dancer.

impressed 

The feeling of amazement which arises when it is difficult for a person to imagine something that he or she has encountered being any better than it is.
I was impressed by her exquisite beauty.
impressed by Celesta Lagniappe October 14, 2007

Simpression 

When your a simp but with depression
I have simpression
Simpression by Sir-ma’ma June 22, 2020
A woman who is an empress of simps; get's a lot of attention and has a following of people who simp for her.
"Damn she's truly a Simpress, look at all these comments."
Simpress by TheSimpress January 9, 2021

Suppressed 

A smashed in face, nose even with eyes, brachycephalic.
I like that pug because its face is so suppressed.
I'll pet the hell out of animals with suppressed faces!
Suppressed by snoutpresser76 September 25, 2009