Shrekbeard 

A neckbeard that has any and/or all features in common with Shrek (i.e. sausage fingers, fat nose, fat face, small legs in comparison to body, ect)

Get your fedora-tipping shrekbeard chode-fingers off of me!

Shrekbeard by NiftyMoth723 November 22, 2016

shrekhead 

A person who possess an unusually large head.

Wasson shrekhead, the bowling alley called and they want your head back.

shrekhead by Jonah92 December 7, 2018

shrektard 

One who has a resemblance of an ogre, smells like onions most of the time and is small minded.

Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...

shrektard by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

Shrekhead 

A blow job that is performed in a swamp.

Yo dude, she was so nasty, she gave me shrekhead.

Shrekhead by Ohyoufoundouuuut March 8, 2022

lil shrekward testicles 

its a mix between the little einsteins, shrek, squidward, and well testicles

lil shrekward testicles should be in a movie

lil shrekward testicles by mjh657 May 13, 2019

SHOREBEARD 

When a gay guys has so much dried jizz in his beard it looks like a sandy sea shore.

Wow! Lee sure has a Shorebeard, he must have sucked off a lot of guys for that!

SHOREBEARD by ryanshair October 25, 2018

Shrekuardo 

Eduardo turning into Shrek by a Snapchat filter :)

" Ayo, Shrekuardo whats up"

Shrekuardo by KADNAY BAEN May 18, 2022