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Shmingling

to mess around unnecessarily
dude wait! i gotta get my matcha so the girls would like me!
-quit shmingling dude! we're late!!
Shmingling by Misry February 7, 2026

shmuggling 

The act of gay rough anal sex in a swimming pool or candle lit dinner shared with someone of the same gender. Usually in a romantic location like Tenerife
Conlan likes shmuggling with Mick Pher's son
shmuggling by Your Mums Handle January 5, 2015
The act of continuing to date a girl you want to break up with while you start dating a new girl. It usually occurs because you either don't't know how to break up with your girlfriend, or because you want insurance in case the new girlfriend doesn't work out. The period of overlap is like the way shingles overlap on a roof.
John's was shingling with Alice until he finds a way to break up with Mary.
shingling by LV8x September 25, 2009

shmanglin 

the act of chillin, hangin out, or chillaxing. usually done in free time.
Chris: Ayy wat up home skillet??
Christine: Ehh, not much just shmanglin.
shmanglin by krst33nlala April 20, 2009

swingling 

Swingling, an art form thought lost in the sands of time, was recently rediscovered alive and well on the upper East Side of NYC, thriving in the brain of The Swingler. Last practiced during the renaissance, Swingling is a delicate ballet of words that leaps to a new height with every more obscure reference. A master of Swingling is able to confound everyone in the room by making references to arcane subjects like rauchbier & bovine fistulation.
At a party last night, I swingled so hard that I discovered a link between the Assasination of Archduke Ferdinand and a Hot Carl.

Shinging 

To sing in a way that is very shouty. Often done by loud bastards who can't sing for shit.
"Fuck me, Bob's shinging again!" said I, to Shay, as Big Bob bellowed out the lyrics to Deep Purple's "Smoke On The Water", as he does to every fucking song of every fucking genre! I continued, "He's fucking tone deaf, that cunt!"
Shinging by Austin Tayshus September 2, 2018