Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet

(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see

smegged by i<3smegma November 8, 2010

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shmegget

1) to be odd or out of the ordinary
2) to be disliked by a popular group

3) to be a queer like being

guy- "hey look at that shmegget over there"
other guy- "ya what a queer"

shmegget by yourmans December 14, 2010

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schmegged

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.

When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.

schmegged by padge December 2, 2005

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