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The cafeteria at UW-La Crosse that serves gross food and from which people like to steal rondom things like chairs, silverware, and trays.
After eating at Shitney, I imediatly had to hurry back to my dorm where I had explosive diareah from the gut-rot. Guess I shouldn't have eaten today's special...
Shitney by Erin August 14, 2003
A build up of shit and cum that occurs after slamming a fat chick in the ass and jizzing inside her ass
Johnny:Yesterday after school i slammed Moscrip in the anus and afterwards the inside of her ass was all Shitney
Shitney by ChodeZilla69 February 21, 2010
Originating with the success of Britney Spears and all the ugly bitches who became anti-britney, a shitney is a person who likes to diss people who are better than themselves.
"Did you see that bitch making fun of Jessica Simpson? She's such a Shitney"

"Shut the F up, you Shitney!"
A girls who name is a form of Cydney and stinks like shit or if they are just a shithead in general.
This girl won’t stop bothering me to play 8ball, fucking Shitney.
Shitney by X Æ A 12 May 7, 2020
The city of Sydney, Australia. One of the most overrated places in the world. Only likeable if you're a tourist but a shit hole for locals. People are some of the scummiest pieces of shit. I know coz I'm born and raised.
Alex: Hey, I heard you're from Sydney what is it like there?
Daniel: Oh you mean Shitney? It's a shit hole mate. There's much nicer cities in this country.
Shitney by Holder23 November 27, 2025

Shitney Spears 

When you're taking a shit, and it starts off pretty solid, but then quickly degenerates into a fucking mess.
Yo dude, I should've passed on the Ben & Jerry's last night. Stuff gave me some mad shitney spears this morning.