Shit Tard 

A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .

Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?

Tyler: Your such a shit tard.

Shit Tard by Douglas S November 23, 2006

shit tard 

when a retard shits all over the floor and walls

dam thats alota shit tard

shit tard by shit tard December 7, 2021

Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!

I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.

Shit-tarded by Buford3 April 30, 2009

shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005

shittard 

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.

I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.

shittard by z-mon March 13, 2009

shittard 

A retarded shithead.

Joey Hoey is a shittard.

shittard by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004

shittard 

a fucktard that is either a worthless piece of shit, cannot control his own defecation, or both

Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.

shittard by smg2003-2007 May 7, 2009