Shit Swagger 

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

Shit Swagger by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

swagger ass shit 

something that is so fly that it is almost unimaginable

Holy shit! Look at that kid. He's wearing some swagger ass shit.

swagger ass shit by awwwwshiiittttt229 April 14, 2009

shit shagger 

a homosexual.

Your dad is a shit shagger

shit shagger by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

shit staggering 

shit staggering is when you are walking(staggering) when drunk or high aka hammered to the state that u cant walk right

man1:how much u had mate ?
man2:2 crates and a tenner bag of skunk
man1:lol what u doing now then ?

man2:gonna start shit staggering home then have some more tinnys

shit staggering by bushby_grimsby July 21, 2009