Shit Processor 

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.

My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.

Shit Processor by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011

Shit-Pot Professor 

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.

Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."

Shit-Pot Professor by Rampant June 29, 2012