Shit Posse 

Walking by the Monkey cage in the Bronx Zoo and seeing piles of Monkey Poop covered with Flies, the head fly commanding orders to the Posse to get into some Shit.

Carrying small plastic bags with you when you have to walk your dog, IE: " If your Dog can Poop it, You must scoop it ! "

When a nasty neighbor continually looks out their window checking if your Dog is Shitting on their lawn.

You get your ass out their and walk that Dog, Aha Mom I, ain't got time for for the Shit Posse, you wait till your Father gets home !

Shit Posse by RocketRanger July 22, 2010

Shit Pussy Posse 

A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.

Don’t use that shower, it belongs to the Shit Pussy Posse

Shit Pussy Posse by Gaysofthunder69 June 30, 2019

shit pisser

When a man suddenly has the urge to take his usual trip to the can and expects urine to swim out of his dong only to realize he totally just crapped out of his dick. This unusual and uncommon disorder was first discovered by the great king of Zherklabala, Gharlk when he was in the middle of boning his Queen then needed to take a whizz. Next thing he knew he just crapped out of his palm pilot.

shit pisser is an example of hysterical sickness.

shit pisser by Shit Pisser Fanatic January 8, 2009

butt-shit-pissed 

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

butt-shit-pissed by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018

That shit pisses me off 

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

That shit pisses me off by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Possessed Shit 

A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.

Dennis: What the fuck?
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.

Possessed Shit by Ryan.. May 29, 2007

passenger of shit 

the single most best music ever

"passenger of shit kicks ass"

passenger of shit by shit wanka February 16, 2018