Shipism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different relationship than another, believing that one's ship is more superior or higher leveled.

This girl's friends receive more pictures than her significant other due to the obvious fact/point of Shipism.

Shipism by PapaReddz November 1, 2019

Shisism

The religion of Shisus, a godly being named SiWon from the Korean band Super Junior.

I'm a follower of Shisus, therefore I worship Shisism.

Shisism by thefollower July 6, 2010

Shapism 

Discimination by shape.

Remember kids, calling any four sided figure a quadrilateral is called Shapism, and is a violation of his/her rights.

Shapism by Master Bellward December 16, 2010

Shitism 

The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.

Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).

"Lahey that's enough with the shitisms"

Examples of a shitism are:

The winds of shit are upon us!

I can smell a shiticane coming Randy!

You idiots have loaded up a double barrel shit machine gun and it's pointed right at your own heads

Shitism by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018

Shitism 

Shitism is a political and economic theory where you make money by taking shit's everyday inside a toilet, were the shit inside goes into the sewers, scans the shit to see if its actual shit or not by testing it with some automatic machine DNA cum shit 2.0 thing, then takes that shit, turns into real money and turns into a $10 dollar bill and sends it right up the toilet where the hole is. The money you make from the shit only goes to you and nobody else unless if you decide if you want to share the $10 dollar bill. -Shabaan

I love shitism, it's the best way to make money by taking shits everyday!

Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!

Shitism by I love to shit May 26, 2021

shipsmast 

When one gets out of a moving vehicle from the window onto the roof and continues to slide down to the hood of the car, and, if daring enough, stands up.

A: Remember Josh?
B: Yeah, that crazy bastard, what about him?
A: He died last week playing shipsmast.

shipsmast by schnapple December 25, 2007

Anti Shitism 

Speaking against Israeli aggression is anti-shit-ism not anti-semitism

Harry: Israel is a terrorist state.
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism

Anti Shitism by Abaynakar May 31, 2021