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Sergio's dick 

It is not real
Sergio's dick is like Santa Claus, not real
Sergio's dick by heflihk October 25, 2016

Josh pierre and Sergi will be stuco presidents 

Its just whats gonna happen
Yoooo, Josh pierre and Sergi will be stuco presidents thats crazyy
A talkative kid, who is not only athletic but is a major playboy. Has brown hair and can be nice but annoying.
Oh look its Sergi!
I sure am glad Sergi is here!
Sergi by Fluffymistletoe April 5, 2016

Sergi Fact 

Marijuana cigarrete in Argentina. Also, an illuminating and surprising fact about technology.
Hey guys, do you want to smoke? I have a Sergi Fact.

Hey Winona, I've been doing some research about Google. Do you want to hear a Sergi Fact?
Sergi Fact by quesitogruyere November 12, 2018

Sergi Bumberto 

A spanish bum that has xavi nud3s and somehow is still employed to FC Barcelona and is married to Xavi Hernandez
Person 1: Why did we lose today
Person 2: Classic Sergi Bumberto starting in our most important match
Sergi Bumberto by Dembele fan 7 February 23, 2023

Sergi Roberto 

One of Barcelona's top right backs and Xavi's covert gay boyfriend is Sergi Roberto.

Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.

Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.

Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.
Fsg: Gianni I have the Xavi and Sergi Roberto love tape

Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone

Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.
Sergi Roberto by Sleeping pets September 5, 2023