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seidel prediction 

A meta prediction about the progression of a story. At any point in a story, a seidel prediction can be created by making several predictions, how the story will progress, with the goal of one of them being close to the actual progression of the story. The goal of a seidel prediction is to be able to declare that one already knew how the story will go on, that it was predictable and basically boring.
A: See? I knew It! Exactly as i said it would end. The sotry was so predictable.
B: Dude, the 9 other endings you predicted did happen, what about that? That totally was a seidel prediction.

Seiden stricker 

A bitchy person who thinks everything is about them. Also takes offense to everything and needs to grow up.
Bob: Did you see Logan freak out over that video that wasn’t even about him?
Tony: Yes bro he’s such a seiden stricker.

Droppin' a Seibel 

To fart with either extreme stench (room-clearing) or a fart of epic proportions
Dude i ate too much at Taco Bell earlier - I feel like Droppin' a Seibel...
The definition of badassness. One who acomplishes great feats of awesomeness. A complete and utter pimp who gets whatever he wants.
John- dude did you see that guy kill that tiger with his bare hands and then bang that hot chick
Bob- yeah that dude's such a seibel
Seibel by Badass69 January 16, 2009
Sadie: What did you think of that?
Robert: Well, the ass to mouth was awesome, but next time swallow before you kiss me. I totally taste like your ass and my cum. Not cool.
Sadie: It's called a Slidel, and now you now how I feel every time you ask me to swallow you after you fuck my ass.
Slidel by Kate Charlton April 1, 2008
Seisel is a beautiful beeing, who is loved by everyone. He has a happy and open personality and wants to be everyones friend. Seisel likes to goof around and can also be a cheeky badger from time to time. He can be very stubborn at times. It is almost impossible not to love a Seisel.
He is such a Seisel! everybody's darling.

He pulled a Seisel! tried to secretley eat my candy.
Seisel by ItsLuckyMe July 8, 2020