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A slang term referring to a persons appearance. People who are Scuzzballs are shady, baldheaded, slim, pedophiles who try to get a younger person to believe them or go out with them.
Look at that beatneck Scuzzball over there trying to get laid, aww FAIL.

Hey look a Scuzzball is on Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator.

Scuzzballs get raped by Pedobear for trying to act like him.
Scuzzball by Meankookoo-again July 15, 2009

Scurfball 

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.
"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!
Scurfball by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011

Scuzzbag 

An offensive term for a person that is stuck-up, very mean, Stupid and only caring for themselves. A sleazey, unethical person
Mr. Bullybush wont give that hott chick any money for her bus ride. What a freaking Scuzzbag.
Scuzzbag by Paul DeA September 6, 2008
A slimy rotten, stinky, dufus of a person whom you hate with a passion. A dirtball whom you'd rather shoot than spend any time with.
That rotten scumball just cut me off! The Freak! He deserves to die!
scumball by Drew Switala August 18, 2005

Scuzzbag 

"Damn Alex Rodriguez is a scuzzbag"
Scuzzbag by Ilovecars July 30, 2015
A low down no good flirtatious perverted man.
My husband is a scuzball! He is always flirting and coming on to other woman!
scuzball by Shane Marco June 17, 2003