Scrub Rock 

The anthems of scrubs (see scrub ) the incredibly generic music mostly appreciated by the kids in JROTC who grow puberty mustaches and hug their girls in the hallway like they're about to go to Afghanistan. Also enjoyed by the people who think small towns are a great place to never leave and by juggalos when they aren't listening to ICP. The most noteworthy examples are as follows: Nickelback, Creed, Seether, Daughtry, Three Days Grace, Hinder, etc. More commonly known as butt rock or trash metal or even "post-grunge" by those who try and justify this genre of music is even worth a non-condescending title. Popular among blue collar Americans as they lack the taste to appreciate anything they didn't hear on the radio in the mid 2000s whilst hanging out at the local Walmart.

Hey man, can I use the aux chord?

Yeah, just don't play any fucking Scrub Rock.

Oh come on, you know I don't sleep with my sister bro.

Scrub Rock by TheCurator September 3, 2016

shrub rocketeer 

Similiar to pipe-to-pipe bushman, a fence fowl, a bent ref, the crazy world of arthur brown

You know, people call me a shrub rocketeer every day and it's just another form of racism

shrub rocketeer by Dennis Quaid January 13, 2004

shrub rocketeer 

Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.

I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.

Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.

shrub rocketeer by Eddmanyeah December 3, 2003

Shrub rocketeer 

Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.

Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.

Shrub rocketeer by marshymarsh October 15, 2020

shrub rocketeer 

person of dubious habits esp. at time of full moon see (word) Gimblett

stop acting like a shrub rocketeer you twat

shrub rocketeer by candyass white boy June 21, 2003