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scootered 

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.
Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?
scootered by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

scooterize

To trick women/men into giving their panties by buying them massive amounts of tequila in order to make a homemade pillowcase.
Did you see Marty over there trying to scooterize Bruce with all that tequila? That's the third pair he got this week!

scootered 

to have ones balls placed on your chin
Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??
scootered by CSTAR November 21, 2006

Shooterized 

When you a leave a putt 2 inches short in the dead center of the cup.
Oh no! I shooterized it!
Shooterized by wpatt2021 August 20, 2021

Scooterfied

The term often used when someone extremely overconstruct a simple project or task,that otherwise wouldve taken not long to complete.

examples include,

*Extreme boxing setups for dropsaw covers

*PVC piping used for packers on a dropsaw bench

*
Scooterfied by A keen eye February 2, 2015

scootered 

to be passed by a scooter usually while riding a motorcycle.
We were cruising down the highway the other day and we saw this guy on a cruiser get scootered.
scootered by ScottyJRuns October 24, 2008