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Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011

Schooled 

To obviously out perform an opponent in a sporting event
That wide receiver for Ohio State caught 15 passes for 200 yards in the game. He schooled Michigan’s defensive secondary

schmodied 

Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone.
"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."

"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"

"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."

Schnoodle 

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it
My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.
Schnoodle by Tromp September 12, 2007

getting schooled 

Losing a contest/game/battle/argument in a humiliating fashion while the other person shows you how it is done. They remain as cool as a cucumber as if it didn't even require effort on their part.
Joe: "Ryan only has to get the black and then he has 7-balled me in this game of pool"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"
getting schooled by pLUSpISTOL January 4, 2012