Schatzer 

Rash developed on your genitals after having prolonged sex.

Man, that Schatzer really hurts... But was so worth it!

Schatzer by Rehde926 February 7, 2012

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise 

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

Schatze 

The term is used to relate to fundamental disagreement in a way where you do not reject a person, their beliefs, or values. You fundamentally disagree with them but at the same time respect who they are and what they believe.

John: "I believe 9/11 was an inside job, executed by the deep state"
Jack: "Schatze, my friend"

Schatze by _pegasus_ July 16, 2022

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] 

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] by james104 February 25, 2009

Schatze 

Schatze is the older sister we wished we had. She is fiercely protective, fiercely loyal, extremely caring, and she is always willing to help out no matter the cost. She is an amazing friend and is much smarter than most people give her credit for. Super low self esteem and severely misunderstood by many, but she has an amazing personality and is one of the best friends you'll ever have and one of the worst enemies if you cross her.

We all need a Schatze in our lives

Schatze by Briecheeseits September 28, 2018

schatzeled 

Slang for ruined from the northern Baltimore area.

My day has been schatzeled

schatzeled by Gumcum November 15, 2021

Schatternoggen 

when bobo shits on the floor after bath time

god damn bo stop the schatternoggen

Schatternoggen by doinkdoink November 21, 2021