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Similar to 'nimrod', it shares the same suffix, and quite similar meaning...ignorance; without intelligence; oblivious; a hunter/preditor (from the biblical character, Nimrod). Some believe the word 'nimrod' was made a mainstream term by "Bugs Bunny", in which, he refers to Elmer Fudd as a "poor little hunter", bringing about it's use in describing smaller than average things. It can also refer to a viral outbreak...as in, "SARS", sharing the same prefix.
Sarmod's wrath is a nasty one. It leaves devastation in it's wake, oblivious to it's victims. It spares no one, not even small children. For reasons unknown to experts, at this time, females with low self esteem (such as those who are overweight, etc.) appear to be especially suseptible to the virus, and tend to fall prey more easily than others.
sarmod by cupcake; a noun February 4, 2010
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good in bed, skills of a stunt driver, always able to talk yourself out of speeding tickets, men want to be him, women are in love with him, the closest to perfection you can possibly achieve
When you saved that child from a burning house fire you were almost like Sarmad”
Sarmad by Immortalman19 February 4, 2010
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A strong, sexy, and unbelievably charming man. a man that every girl want to have inside her. Also a great kisser, and fucker. The most perfect guy in the world. has a great smile. a person with a promising future. acts like he doesnt care, but really cares, a lot. Great in bed and a keeper
You're a Sarmad
Sarmad by TheBombG October 24, 2018
He is a boy that has a big long cock, he is also hairy. All the ladies just want to fuck him so badly and suck that cock. He also has muscles and is tall. He is a very sexy man.
He is such a Sarmad
Sarmad by SMOPKL February 3, 2022
Samod is a 96 year old cynical soul in the body of a gnome.

He is a sexy beast
He loves evening naps
He spends 50 minutes trying to shit KEYWORD trying.
He has a flute that everyone wants to play
He sits in his room broken hearted, where he came to shit but only farted.
It didn't used to exit only. There is only one samod in this world.
Samod by Fluteplayer17 October 16, 2019
a person who's in his 20's, of Desi origin, somewhat of a nerd and works at a nerdy place. is a "shareef" guy... or is he?!
Did you see that guy that works in IT? he's such a Sarmad.
Sarmad by samesmorah July 25, 2011
Sarmed (Also Sarmad) (From Ancient Arabic سرمد) is a natural body that is awesome, sexy, and to whom everyone looks up to. Girls go mad when they see Sarmeds, but they give them no attention, and that makes the girls want them even more. They are also diabolical geniuses, and love to tease little children and their friends. They are also someone who have a lot experience about life which helps them trick people into thinking they are stupid.
Run! It's a Sarmed! I heard they're stupid!

Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think

But everyone loves him, he's stupid.
Sarmed by Longbow1337 April 28, 2011