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Schweebie 

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.
Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
Schweebie by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018

schaweet 

an exdended version of sweet kind of like shhh and then weet.
1. katie sucks at using the word schaweet cause its allysons word in the first place.
2. that was a schaweet barrel bro
schaweet by wtfmate April 28, 2005

schweeble 

Billy is a jew who enjoys going to temple also man boy love because he is a schweeble.

Thomas and the other Jews had a schweeble party at temple the other day. Its like a redneck's hoedown with more teeth and less women.
schweeble by SilentEchoes April 27, 2010
another word to describe the densest and most crystaly buds from a cannabis plant
check out this new schweeb
schweeb by Jesse Pincombe October 28, 2005
A generic noun-substitute, used in making sentences hilarious by virtue of its onomatopoetic sound.
A: How are you?
B: Pretty schweebin'.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy schweeb.
Schweeb by Ourai December 9, 2008

Pullin a schweebs 

When you have a fight with someone and block/delete them off of everything you have. Until you don't have any sign of them ever existing in your life.

ie blocked/deleted from:
myspace
MSN
AIM
Myyearbook
facebook
Cellphone
Home phone
Weesh: I blocked Kyle in every way humanly possible
Shleebs: Pullin a Schweebs
Weesh: yep, out of sight out of mind
Pullin a schweebs by Shleebs January 10, 2008