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SWYMD by DonkeyBeliever July 10, 2006
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swimdick
There are two stages of swimdick:
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.
2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.
2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.
Me: dude, what's wrong? Why are you holding your crotch?
Male Friend: I've got swimdick, man
Me: I feel your pain
Male Friend: I've got swimdick, man
Me: I feel your pain
Swyd
Swyd by Ava Madison July 12, 2014
Youtube-symdrome
To write a complete description of what you just saw and share it with others through the comment-section. Often describing and citing comic-clips, pointing out the obvious and then adding a "LMAO" or "SHIT THAT IS FUNNY!". Very often clips of popular-culture, such as Simpsons, Family Guy, or current comic-movies.
"OMG! John totally has the YouTube-symdrome."
Exampels:
#1
Movie: Life
Complete-citing.
"Clude: On deck for what?
Ray: For what? that upper room nigga!!. The upppperrr roooooooooooooom". When Jeeeesuuuuuuus!!!. This is one of the top ten funniest parts of this movie."
#2
Movie: Step Brothers
Part-citing, adding a LOL.
I have 2 see this! "I never asked u, do u like guacamole?" LOL! X)
#3
Show: The Simpsons
Pointing out the obvious.
"LOL...0:28 thats a big-ass can. :)"
#4
Show: Family Guy
Part-citing, adding a LMAO.
"That's what happens man yeah thats what happens! LMAO"
Exampels:
#1
Movie: Life
Complete-citing.
"Clude: On deck for what?
Ray: For what? that upper room nigga!!. The upppperrr roooooooooooooom". When Jeeeesuuuuuuus!!!. This is one of the top ten funniest parts of this movie."
#2
Movie: Step Brothers
Part-citing, adding a LOL.
I have 2 see this! "I never asked u, do u like guacamole?" LOL! X)
#3
Show: The Simpsons
Pointing out the obvious.
"LOL...0:28 thats a big-ass can. :)"
#4
Show: Family Guy
Part-citing, adding a LMAO.
"That's what happens man yeah thats what happens! LMAO"
Youtube-symdrome by PhilipSkovgaard February 28, 2009
The Luggers Symdrome
Also referred to as The Luigi Symdrome.
This is a sentient diesease that is placed inside all Video Games, but commonly the symptoms are only recongnisable in certain titles.
This was originally noticed by the old N64 players in the hit classic
Mario Party. The Symdrome only kicks in when the AI or NPC is faced with certain defeat, so in order to win the Computer will bend the game mechanics and often break them entirely to secure the victory. Since Luigi was playable in Mario Party but most people would use him as the AI in the game, it was named The Luigi Syndrome after the AI often played by him would develop these symptoms. Though Mario Party was one of the most harshly effected titles, it was said to be found in many platformers and fighting games before it such as the Super Star Wars Trilogy on the SNES.
This however is not to be mistaken with the "Boss Battle Physics Symdrome/Cell Symdrome", that is found in some fighting games such as Dragonball Z Budokai/Tenkaichi.
The Luggers Symdrome is thought of to be a legend, but some people have embraced the charecter Luigi as a Deity and follow him in a religous sense. These people call themselves "As one with the Luggers" and claim that as reward for being his servant, the symdrome does let them win from time to time. Others treat Lugi as a Menace and believe that as he is the Symdromes physical form, destroying him will break the Symdromes hold on them forever. The later tend to be "Hardcore Gamers" who study the Luggers methods of sabotage, claiming that he uses discreet glitches and over powered attacks to defeat his foes.
This is a sentient diesease that is placed inside all Video Games, but commonly the symptoms are only recongnisable in certain titles.
This was originally noticed by the old N64 players in the hit classic
Mario Party. The Symdrome only kicks in when the AI or NPC is faced with certain defeat, so in order to win the Computer will bend the game mechanics and often break them entirely to secure the victory. Since Luigi was playable in Mario Party but most people would use him as the AI in the game, it was named The Luigi Syndrome after the AI often played by him would develop these symptoms. Though Mario Party was one of the most harshly effected titles, it was said to be found in many platformers and fighting games before it such as the Super Star Wars Trilogy on the SNES.
This however is not to be mistaken with the "Boss Battle Physics Symdrome/Cell Symdrome", that is found in some fighting games such as Dragonball Z Budokai/Tenkaichi.
The Luggers Symdrome is thought of to be a legend, but some people have embraced the charecter Luigi as a Deity and follow him in a religous sense. These people call themselves "As one with the Luggers" and claim that as reward for being his servant, the symdrome does let them win from time to time. Others treat Lugi as a Menace and believe that as he is the Symdromes physical form, destroying him will break the Symdromes hold on them forever. The later tend to be "Hardcore Gamers" who study the Luggers methods of sabotage, claiming that he uses discreet glitches and over powered attacks to defeat his foes.
Oh man....I got Luggersed!!!!
Finally, i am as one with the Luggers.
F**king Luggersing peice of S**t!!!!
Dude, that game has got the Luggers Symdrome....BAAAAD.
Luigi you green F**K, you just got a roll of 10 onto a mushroom, then rolled a 4 onto a ?, then i got Bowser and you stole the star.......(Controller Throw.)
Dude...Darth Vader is Lugi!!!!NOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
Finally, i am as one with the Luggers.
F**king Luggersing peice of S**t!!!!
Dude, that game has got the Luggers Symdrome....BAAAAD.
Luigi you green F**K, you just got a roll of 10 onto a mushroom, then rolled a 4 onto a ?, then i got Bowser and you stole the star.......(Controller Throw.)
Dude...Darth Vader is Lugi!!!!NOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
The Luggers Symdrome by Gray Foks January 23, 2009