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To reach a new level of social status and badassery above that of being cool or having swag.
mate, swodge

aww man you have so much swodge

awkward silence... SWODGE!
Swodge by ArC. The Valkyrie February 19, 2014
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SWORGE sworded swogger swore Snorge swodge swoger snorgeling sporge swogen
Swogen, or sometimes swogenleg, is the Norwegian word for a limp, but it can also refer to a clubfoot. For whatever reason, the word is now being used in Montgomery County, MD to describe guys who drop their friends for new girlfriends. Apparently, swogen is an insult in Norway, where people who appear weak are looked down upon, and it now refers to the person's character. There is a large Norway population in Montgomery County because of the embassy in Washington D.C. which, presumably, is why the word is so commonly used. Now, the forgotten friends are known as swogenhaters.
Person 1: Dude, where is Person 3?
Person 2: He's with his girlfriend tonight, dude.
Person 1: For real? What a swogen?!
swogen by Horst Wilhelm June 26, 2006

plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.
David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.
plastic sorgery by hugo94612 December 17, 2019
It means turning to the side or making a large turn.
*sworted to the side in dramatic affect*
To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed
"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"
sworded by KHD September 25, 2003

pork sworded 

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.
"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"
pork sworded by richard piper June 29, 2004