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Sds(stand and deliver syndrome)

When a person goes into teaching or the care of poverty stricken young teens for the sole purpose of living out a savior complex. This syndrome is curable and the remedy is giving them enough time to interact with the disillusioned youth. They end up having petty arguments with most youth and picking a few favorites that are their vision of success.
Beckisha: I understand your situation and can save you!

Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.

Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.

Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.

Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?

Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.

Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.

Beckisha: Fuck all of you

SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome)

When someone is respectful and to everyone except a certain person. This may occur in people due to personal issues and heavily applies among teachers.
Student: She treats everyone nicely except me!
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) 

In reference to someone (usually but not limited to male) begins displaying behavior that they're jealous, have low self-esteem, and/or passive-aggressive especially towards their partner.
Guy: How many dudes have you slept with? Did you enjoy it? Were they better than me?
His gf: Why does it matter if you haven't noticed anything weird?
Guy: I just want to know.. because I'm curious.
His gf: Geez, what do you have, SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)?
A social media influencer's version of an apology.

S = Sad, because their apology is pretty sad.
D = Deflecting, because they never take responsibility for their actions.
S = Statement, they're not apologies because they never actually apologize, so it's a statement.
A: Did you here *insert influencer's name here* apology?
B: Nah bro, it wasn't an apology, it was an SDS
SDS by the_syndicate August 30, 2020
small dick syndrome, common occurance in extreme losers.
OMG Trav Has SDS!!!!!!
SDS by AHHH darcie September 16, 2005
SDS is another word for Seven Deadly Sins. Which is a very good anime.
Me: wanna watch SDS
You: Sure!
*Finds out meliodas dies*
You looking at this: AAAAAAAAAAAH SPOILERS
SDS by InfinitySleepYT February 18, 2022