S'mless 

We all know how good S'mores are, but when you have Graham crackers and marshmallows but no chocolate, it's called a S'mless.

I wish I could make S'mores but I have no chocolate, so I can only make S'mless.

S'mless by pdalien June 12, 2014

s-mess 

Short for SMS, or text message.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.

s-mess by Celebi+ September 2, 2011

Hero's Mess 

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.

LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)

Hero's Mess by SSG winning August 26, 2013

That’s messed up 

You use this sentence when your friends talk about their drama, you obviously don’t know what to say so you just say “that’s messed up”

Person 1: my mom and my dad got into an argument and now they’re getting divorced.

Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.

That’s messed up by Random person bro October 7, 2021

That's messed 

When something is so messed up but in a funny way

"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"

That's messed by ashywashyrashy000 May 19, 2022

Finding R2's hidden message 

Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...

Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"

Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."

"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*

Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress

Finding R2's hidden message by howxs10tl March 30, 2011

The Messenger’s Goof 

a goof up on messages that’s so bad that you can’t seem to understand how the person made one word into the other

ex: trying to say door but saying golf instead

message 1: “I bought my dad a new set of door clubs for his birthday”
message 2: “*golf clubs 🤦 ♂️ I meant golf clubs. The messenger’s goof strikes again“

The Messenger’s Goof by doodleoodles September 17, 2019