Ron Burgundy 

A sassy-frassy anchorman for the fictional "Channel 4 News". This man is at the peak of coolness and has a feathered-hairstyle and a manly moustache to boot. He loves scotch.

Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Man 1: Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!

Ron Burgundy by Nathan Algren June 24, 2004

Ron Burgundy 

He has a voice that can make a wolverine purr and suits so fine he makes sinotra look like a hobo

By the beard of zues
super duper....neato gang

Ron Burgundy says "you have an absolutely breath-taking hinie...i mean that thing is good...i wanna make friends with it" and "Im stormin your castle with my steed me lady"

Ron Burgundy by brick tambland May 17, 2006

Ron Burgundy 

The awesome person himself who holds a ytmnd accound to spread his awesomeness to enlighten the masses.

Greeting: "Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?" Pained: "Knights of Columbus that hurts!" Defensive: "I’m not a baby, I’m a man; I am an ANCHORMAN!" Joking: "I have some very urgent and important breaking news…CANNONBALL!"

Ron Burgundy by Ron Burgundy July 16, 2004

ron burgundy 

Head of the legendary Channel 4 news team

-Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been when it's right it's right why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

ron burgundy by ill bavid March 25, 2005

Ron Burgundy 

Having a large and obvious erection in your pants which is literally pitching a tent.

Whoa Jimmy! What are you thinking about? I can see your Ron Burgundy from here.

Ron Burgundy by Esteban168 June 26, 2007

Ron Burgundy 

Legendary anchor for Channel Four News, and one swavvy man who likes scotch. Sometimes he walks around with an erection while smelling like a turd covered in burnt hair, but it doesn't matter to this stallion of man, who's not afraid to shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun.

The Human Torch, was DENIED a bank loan...

Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy by Gamingtrevor April 17, 2006

Ron Burgundy-ism

A Ron Burgundy-ism is an exclamation, an exclamation, used by San Diego's own, svelte and classy anchorman, Ron Burgundy.

"Is that a Ron Burgundy-ism on your shirt?"
"By the beard of Zeus, it is!"

"Children, grow up."
"Son of a bee-sting! She's turning the entire office against us!

"Who is that?"
Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! It's Darlene from high school!"

"I shall now throw this shoe in your general direction."
"Knights of Columbus, that hurt!"

"Your house caught on fire this afternoon, sir."
"Oh, Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! Sweet grandmother's spatula! Oh, Saint Damien's beard! Hot pot of coffee! Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"

"Don't put your hand on the stove!"
Spider-Man's balls, that would've hurt!

Ron Burgundy-ism by crystal0615 January 15, 2009