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Stabbing rhinocerous 

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.
Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

Snot Rhinocerous 

When you have a cold and you blow your nose in someone's asshole while pinching the head of their penis.
"Hey honey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and we're out of tissues. Do you mind if I give you a Snot Rhinocerous?"

"But I don't have a penis."

"Strap on this dildo."
Snot Rhinocerous by Snot Rhino November 13, 2009

Ryanocerous

Have you heard anything about domesticating the wild ryanocerous?
Ryanocerous by Douglassafrass October 6, 2018

Three-Horned Rhinoceros 

Obviously, this is when 3 men engage in sex with no woman or additional parties.
Hey Steve, you comin' 'round tonight? Me and Jim are trying to set up a Three-Horned Rhinoceros....just need one more!

Disgruntled Rhinoceros 

The act of putting a strap on dildo to your forehead and engaging in rough anal sex with said strap on dildo.
Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"

Dude 2: "Why?"

Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"

Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"

Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"

Dude 2: "So worth it"

Rhinoceros Fart Flute 

The act of filling a black dress sock half-full with cheerios and inserting the sock analy.
"I was so drunk last night, I can't believe I let him play my Rhinoceros Fart Flute."