Raytard 

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

Raytard by Sithsteen November 10, 2006

raytard 

of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.

"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"

raytard by Sascha May 27, 2003

Raytard 

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

Raytard by Sithsteen November 11, 2008

Raytard 

(noun)A mentally and physically challenged individual who tries to interact with normal people through sports and games.

"Hey! give me back my football you Raytard!"

Raytard by Narpo April 9, 2004

raytard 

of lower intellectual standings than a retard, a raytard.

I am a raytard because i messed up the pronunciation (RAY-tard, not ray-TARD-ed) and mispelled possessing in my first post.

raytard by Sascha May 29, 2003

RAYtard 

when you have big city dreams and talk incessantly about them but in reality are still a small town, hokie type of person.

A Raytard commonly uses social media to portray a trendy, big city image, yet in reality is too afraid to live in a big city and never will. RAYtard

RAYtard by Derek Dooley, Esquire April 11, 2011

raytard 

a proper name for Ray Hummell of Pennyslvania.

Do you know that kid Ray Hummell?

raytard by duh August 21, 2003