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phorgasm 

Mix between the words phone and orgasm.
When someones phone vibrates (usually their pocket or bra) and causes them to have a mini orgasm from the vibrations. Symptoms include sharp gasps, short of breath, moaning, and jumping out of there seats.
Sarah:"....and after that i *GASP*
Bob: Are you okay?????
Sarah: yeah just my mom calling
Bob: Maybe you should put your phone in a place were you're less likely to have a phorgasm.
phorgasm by supppppppppppppppppppp December 17, 2010
Related Words
The overwhelmingly euphoric sensation that occurs as a result of late night/early morning runs to Domino's pizza after an inordinate consumption of alcohol.
I just had a pizorgasm. I will blow the pizza man for 3 free pizzas.
Pizorgasm by FUDGECat May 15, 2011
The act of stroking a cat repeatedly (or petting and the like) until it purrs loudly.
My cat can't stop after it starts its Purrgasm.
Purrgasm by Fhat Whe Tuck January 20, 2009

Poorgasm 

The state of exhilaration that a poor or homeless person feels when he or she finds $5 on the ground.
Wow! A quarter! This is like a mini-poorgasm!
Poorgasm by AoD/Visk December 8, 2003
Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg
Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.
Porgasm by SemStev April 23, 2018

poorgasm 

when a homeless person finds a dollar
Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars
poorgasm by Dark Mono March 22, 2009