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promcest 

When your prom date is one of your step-siblings, but after prom it goes TOO FAR!
Whoa!! Did you see Jamie and her step-bro Mark getting it on in his car after prom?? Total promcest!!
promcest by Tommy Del Riot July 13, 2020
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A mystical force of nature responsible for ailments and deaths of millions of Balkan people throughout history.
"Promaja!"
"CLOSE THE WINDOWS!"
Promaja by KatarinaRat1623 August 30, 2016

proctometrist 

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.
Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.
proctometrist by cyclopath September 22, 2010

prom bitch 

A prom queen (or king) candidate that is obnoxious, self-centered and is practically foaming at the mouth to be crowned. A promzilla. Also, PROM BITCH is the original title of author Ami Allen-Vath's YA novel, LIARS and LOSERS LIKE US.
Can't believe she's nominated for prom queen...more like prom bitch.
Not to be a prom bitch but she didn't even match her cummerbun to my corsage.
prom bitch by PromBitch October 18, 2015

PROMAC&PASTEL 

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL
I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL

three finger proctological exam 

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!