Pork Sandwich

A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.

The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.

Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?

Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!

Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?

Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.

Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!

Pork Sandwich by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 24, 2017

pork sandwich

The pork sandwich consists of having a sexual encounter with two obese women. The pork sandwich could potentially be the end result of a long night of hogging.

Oh my god, that was the nastiest pork sandwich last night, what the hell was I thinking.

pork sandwich by E-Nasty December 7, 2007

Pork Sandwich

Giving sexual intercourse. In reference to providing a dick but can also be used by bitches but that's kinda silly :)

1. Yo bro, what you do with Shanice last night? Dogs, I gave her a pork sandwich.

2. Yo bro, you give that bitch a pork sandwich? Yes, I did.

Pork Sandwich by Robert Pruitt January 2, 2013

Pork Sandwich

The act of combining two people's (of opposite sex) genitalia; the male being the pork (Penis) and the female being the two slices of bread (Labia), to make a sometimes but not always, amazing sandwich.

George: Hey bro, did you see that shone kitten I brought back to the Slam Castle last night?

Eric: Hell yea, I heard you guys in there makin' pork sandwiches!

George: That's right. I took her to pound town, she said thats where she wanted to go.

Eric: Nice..

Pork Sandwich by nitegames3 November 24, 2011

pork sandwich

When you are driving on a motorway with a police car both in front of you and behind you.

Sorry I'm late. I was caught in a pork sandwich the whole way here.

pork sandwich by elynnaie July 27, 2025

Pulled-pork Sandwich 

A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.

I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.

Pulled-pork Sandwich by Kwazimoto August 23, 2008

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

Pulled Pork Sandwich by Schorntologist February 27, 2011