Pizza Dick

A severe chode with the circumference and height of a pizza

I had to roll up my pizza dick to fit it inside of that sexy ass bitch that i was fucking

Pizza Dick by happypizzalemontoast March 26, 2010

pizza dick

A dick that is infected with numerous STDs. All the different sores, warts, etc. found on the dick resemble the array of toppings on a pizza.

Gross, you had sex with that guy? I heard he had pizza dick.

pizza dick by HallucinogenicRobot November 11, 2005

Pizza dick

When you eat a pie plus and you can't get your dick up.

I'm sorry I'm flaccid, I ate too much pizza and now I have pizza dick.

Pizza dick by Rebeli May 26, 2016

Pizza Dick

A guy who seems like he wouldn't be beyond sticking his dick through the bottom of a delivery pizza just to get some ass.

Man, that guy is so sketchy. He's a total pizza dick.

Take it easy pizza dick, you are scaring everyone away.

Pizza Dick by MrBadExample19 November 13, 2006

Pizza Dick

Taken from the Dick Talk language. In English, pizza dick translates to "Piece of shit". Taken from English, piece of shit turned into piece of dick in the Dick Talk language. When spoken, piece of dick sounded like "pizza dick". Today, in Dick Talk we say pizza dick which ultimately means piece of shit.

Today I saw some dude hit a lady at a stop light from behind and then take off. What a pizza dick!

Pizza Dick by pshars July 13, 2006

Pizza Dick

When you order pizza with your girl or on your own and you are so in love/ exciting about the pizza you become the hardest you ever have before and proceed to fuck her before it gets there, while eating it, and most likely after. If you are single... well you’ll probably have to masterbait.

I just ordered the pizza and now I have pizza dick, I’m going to fuck you so hard until it gets here.

That pizza looks so good it gave me pizza dick. I’m going to fuck you wihile you eat it you pizza slut.

Pizza Dick by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard June 2, 2018

Pizza Dick

When a penis has smegma and has entered a vagina on its period and got blood on it.

eg. "Damn I've got pizza dick!"

Pizza Dick by PIZZADICK99 June 13, 2021