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piss wizard 

Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
piss wizard by MadBob June 25, 2007
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piss wizard 

Someone who generally smells of urine quite badly. They are also pricts.
Hey hobbs man you stink of piss. Go the bog you smelly cunt.
piss wizard by JaY January 23, 2003

piss wizzard 

a person who is masterful at the art of piss
max is one mean piss wizzard bruv
piss wizzard by mageofwee March 11, 2007

Piss Wizzard 

One who can consume large quantities of alchohol but still remain lucid
Gazza: timmo's the Piss Wizzard in the group hes a slab deep and could still fool the bouncer
Piss Wizzard by PissMagic December 8, 2017