Piesek
Commonly used as a name for an Egyptian Pharoh Hound, pronounced 'pye--sek' also meaning 'doggy' in Polish.
Piesek by AlicjatheAlien December 16, 2010
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Pesek by Killz Hiz Prey February 4, 2010
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person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual
piesexual by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008
Ben Pesek
(proper noun) - A Pokemon master that is also the Overlord of Kinkiness. He enjoys catching Pokemon all day long, and being kinky in the evenings in white mini vans with lotions and hot tubs.
Ben Pesek by Anonymous Mousesies November 7, 2012
Piesexual
A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.
Piesexual by James Almond December 13, 2008
Piesexual
A very misunderstood form of sexuality.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"