Petty Poetry 

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.

Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.

Petty Poetry by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010

Petry 

a short fat bitch who cares all about religion and puts shit on exams that you never discussed in class.

"God Bless you child"

Petry by Dustan January 12, 2005

mr.petry 

mr.petry is what maryam would call, a fucking dilf.

"what's mr.petry look like to you?"

Maryam: "a dilf"

mr.petry by mossyyesuwu November 7, 2021

Analisia Marie Petry

Analisia Marie Petry, a very pretty but insecure girl who normally hates her friends but loves her real friends and of corse her boyfriend <3

Analisia Marie Petry is a very hot beautiful girl but she jus has to be taken

Analisia Marie Petry by Analisia September 28, 2021

Petry Pizza 

A pizza like food. Typically consists of a dough topped with used syringes, spooge, used condoms, tampons. All on top of a KY sauce, with melted cheese on top.

Dude, I'm going to order some pizza. What flavor should I get, Petry Pizza?

Petry Pizza by cfoye130 December 11, 2007

Mr.Petry 

Mr.petry is a music teacher who half the school thinks is a dilf

jack- "you know Mr.Petry, right?"
Rachel- "yeah he is such a dilf

Mr.Petry by ballgobler November 7, 2021

Analisia Petry 

Analisia Petry is the most beautiful girl in the world and is so kind and sweet to her boyfriend I love her so much and never ever want to lose her she is so amazing and makes her boyfriend (Peyton Jacobson) sooooo happy ❤️

Oh my goodness Analisia Petry is so beautiful and amazing I love her so much and I never want anyone else

Analisia Petry by ᵖᵉʸᵗᵒⁿ December 30, 2021