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Origin: Friuli, Italia

n: 1) a decendent of those who are Italian, sophisticated, smart, stylish, and sexy; a person who is ambitious and knows how to love life/cook 2) Born and raised New Yorker/New Jerseyian - which explains why the progeny speak in a "funny" accent. 3) Hockey Enthusiast; Islander Fan
adj: attractive; sarcastic; lovable; instigator; hottness; Victoria
n: Hey, YO... PETRUCCO!
n: Those Petrucco's are so0o smart... and HoTT!

adj: That is so0o Petrucco.
Petrucco by VictoriouS July 25, 2008
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John Petrucci 

See God.

Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.

Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.
John Petrucci > You

John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)

Petruccism 

A religion founded around one, if not the best, guitarist in the world...John Petrucci of Dream Theater, The Liquid Tension Experiment, and solo career. His hands are one of the fastest and most precise the world has ever seen on a guitar, not to mention he has an amazing amount of natural talent, with a good feel for melody and harmony. See John Petrucci.
I just joined Petruccism...pray to the Almighty Father so that we may have hands and a mind like him.
Petruccism by Petruccist October 25, 2005

John Petrucci 

other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."

Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.

he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
John Petrucci by brayan gomez October 19, 2008

Petrucci 

Petrucci is the name of the guitarist of Dream Theatre, one of the fastest guitar players today. His solo tracks, whit or without the group, kick ass!
Petrucci has made one of the fastest solo on concert! Realy good shit!
Petrucci by avradjag February 15, 2006

John Petrucci 

Kickass guitarist of Dream Theater. One of the best guitarists of the 21st century.
John Petrucci can kick ass with his guitar.
John Petrucci by Euroboy July 24, 2008

Patrucco 

Patrucco Pa-True-Coh is a noun and an adjective, both referring to awesomeness, and just being plain amazing.
Man curing world hunger was so Patrucco!!!

Wearing slippers to a bar is just the epitome of Patrucco.

Patrucco is just the best guy I've ever met.
Patrucco by Truccs November 26, 2010