Parmesean

Not to be confused with parmesan. A parmesean is a black male often with big feet and an odd fascination with cheese. A parmesean is respected by many, but is lacking in the skill of the english language.

Dude I just got an F on my english paper, I feel like such a parmesean.

Parmesean by Voxhall February 28, 2017

Parmesean Quesodilla 

A gay sex act were a fat man is sitting down and his partner inserts his penis into his fat rolls and ejaculates into said roll of fat, then the partner would proceeds to eat it out of his roll.

"Enrique makes one hell of a Parmesean Quesodilla!"

Parmesean Quesodilla by American Badass November 4, 2013

parmesean bush 

When one's public hair contains contaminants, be it lice, dandruff, etc, that resemble parmesean cheese.

"Why is that guy always scratching his nuts?"
"He's got a bad case of parmesean bush."

parmesean bush by MustacheWarrior666 April 24, 2016

chicken parmesean 

Similar to Chicken cutlet...Having sex on the beach and while in the middle of intercourse, pulling out your penis and breading it with the sand of the beach. Then reinserting it..a ALL WHILE YOUR GIRL IS ON HER PERIOD!!thus resembling a chicken parmesean

guy 1- I'd sure love to bang this chick on the beach...but she is on the rag!

guy 2- That's ok..just give her the Chicken Parmesean!!

chicken parmesean by MSB1110 January 8, 2009

parmesan holder 

The sacrum. That is, the small indent above the ass crack. The parmesan holder gathers parmesan, which can be lint or other extraneous matter.

His parmesan holder was pack full of stinky parmesan.

parmesan holder by jmc December 7, 2003

parmesan poor 

Someone who may had become totally broke, jobless and starving but still remains eclectic with food and obsessed with gourmet (parmesan / caviar / salmon / champagne etc.) which eventually is the only thing you'll surely find in her/his almost empty fridge.

- Laura is totally broke and jobless but she's still spending on bullshit! Yesterday she spent her last money on parmesan!

- Gotcha, she's parmesan poor...

parmesan poor by Achilles M. Peklaris July 25, 2012

Parmesanxiety 

Distress or uneasiness of mind occurring when determining how much fresh Parmesan cheese the wait-staff can grind for your dish.

I would have gladly had the waitress grind that brick of Parmesan 'til her arm fell off, but my Parmesanxiety got the best of me ,and I said "when" after only a couple seconds.

Parmesanxiety by Spokane Spartan November 21, 2015