The act of being the worstpossible "One upper" in the history of one uppers. Not only will this person have 2 villa's in bogata, but he has a mansion in dubai also...
A step above drunk. Generally when you are palatic you don't fall asleep or sit in the corner with your head in your hands - you get your top off and make an absolute fool of yourself.
Alberto: Have you seen Matthew Sosa?
Brooks: Yeah, he's really pale, and I find it hard to believe he's Mexican.
Alberto: Yep, so I guess he's a Paleican.