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To show up and drink on the presumption that someone else is paying.
Mike showed up at the bar but he's definitely paging.
Paging by wrrnlng January 12, 2018
To shove many condoms up another mans penis and then shit them out the following morning.
I bet jerry is paging in that toilet.
Paging by Paging May 2, 2018

paging Dr Freud 

Say this when you notice that someone made a Freudian slip.
Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."
paging Dr Freud by zeptimius March 29, 2010

Paging ditz 

To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.
HotFBALLchick01 is Paging ditz dude, no way those are her pics. I'm askin' for a date.
Paging ditz by drinkeer February 21, 2009

Paging Apey 

Flipping over a lady and engaging like a primate.
I am feeling a little filthy.. would someone like to page apey?.. ooooh yeah Paging apey is superior to plain ol doggy!
Paging Apey by jiminski pallenow December 7, 2013

Paging Les 

The exam is about to start. Paging Les... Les Do Dis.
Paging Les by Horse Power December 9, 2008