You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
The lowest of the lowest. There is a rat and then there is.... a proper rat. A proper rat is a full blown slut/ganga usually walking the streets at night looking for it. A "Proper Rat" is down for whatever (sexually) and not in a good way but in a "hey i just gave you a venereal disease" way.
"Bro did you see that proper rat at that station?"
"Yeah blud, she said she would give me a gobby for a ciggie."
"Fuck that bro, you'd be scratching your knob forever afterthat shit."
"Word"