Orbulating (verb) – The art of consuming a succulent
Ultimate Orb in Valorant,
juicing up your Ultimate while dancing with danger. A
calculated gamble—bold enough to seize it, slick enough to survive it.
be me, ultimate Omen orbulator
spawnulating toward C
hear footsteps,
immediate scoutulation initiated
orbulate smokes
everywhere,
accidental blindulation teammates
“OMEN STOP ORBULATING”
ignore, commence flankulation
enemy spotted, peak peekulation
full whiffulation, panic reloadulation, instantly regretulation
teleport away, massive lagulation strikes
teammate completes defusulation anyway
team chat fills with rageulation
“gg, pure orbulation diff”
match ends in total celebratulation
still honoured as MVP of orbulation
peekulation
