Orangutan It 

The act of pushing one's face into one's food instead of using either utensils or hands, similar to the way an old and fat orangutan simply presses his face to the ground to eat grass instead of wasting time by using his hand to rip it out of the ground and put it in his mouth. Orangutaning It is much faster.

"Dude, did you see him eating that calzone? He totally Orangutaned It."

"I saw this girl Orangutan It on this piece of cake earlier. It was hilarious."

Orangutan It by kswa1987 November 7, 2011

orangutan with its throat cut 

Unfortunate description of a ginger haired girls fanny.

This girl i shagged the other night had ginger pubes, her fanny looked like an orangutan with its throat cut.

orangutan with its throat cut by Marc Bentley January 13, 2007

Orangutaning

The act of using your own feet to rub one out when your hands are preoccupied with something or someone else.

Damn I got a stick shift, but I broke both my hands doing an Arabian Mudslide the other day, guess I am Orangutaning it tonight.

Orangutaning by RTWaitress September 1, 2006

orangutantrum 

When a hood rat starts bobbing and weaving her head and then throws up both her arms during an argument because she didn't get her way. An orangutantrum occassionally involves the person suddenly flopping to the ground in a wild display of theatrics.

Leshaniqua and keisha went into a wild orangutantrum when the Popeye's cashier explained to them there were no more spicey chicken sandwiches available.

orangutantrum by Polyninja February 11, 2023

Orangutaning

intertwining legs and arms in the act of a tight snuggle. Perfect preview to rated R activities.

My favorite part is orangutaning at the end of the night.

Orangutaning by KT_44 August 31, 2019

orangutaning

see 'gorillaing' but this is for those who have the more scarlet/orange hair amongst us

orangutaning would involve a dude with ginger hair who gorilla's a birds face to now be orangutan'ed

orangutaning by martyn s December 25, 2007

Orangutangititis 

A physical problem in which a persons arms are so long that they can touch their knees without bending over.

Fred: holy shit! That guys arms are so long!
Jim: Yeah man, he must have Orangutangititis

Orangutangititis by Kenneth Callahan January 14, 2009