Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

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Octopussy

Well known in the Viking mythology, octopuss, originally applied octopussy, came from the act of applying the sea creature to one's genetalia. A viking would apply the octopuss to his dick and let the animal grapple his member with its eight tentacles. He would then pull violently on the octopuss's head, thus recreating a fellatio or vagina-like sensation.

Use:
1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.

Octopussy by GAve Institute of Linguistics May 4, 2016

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octowussy

As used by Nelson in the simpsons when he instructs Bart to shoot a bird with a pellet Gun.

Nelson: "You'll never be a super-stud like me!"
Bart: "No you wont, your an octowussy! Look at me I'm bart i walk like this and want to marry milhouse!"

octowussy by Denis T June 19, 2008

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Octopussy

Roger Moore's sixth Bond film which involved a plot about trading counterfeit Romanov jewelry for a nuclear device that would be exploded in an American airbase in West Germany.

The villains were Kamal Khan (Louis Jourdan) and General Orlov (Steven Berkoff)

Maud Adams plays the title role of Octopussy, making this her second time to act in the Bond series. Kristina Wayborn also plays a love interest in this.

I consider this to be one of the better Bond movies made.

Bond: What's that one your back?

Magda: Oh, that's my little octopussy.

Octopussy by A Alcott December 1, 2006

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